[about chatterbox, horse-obsessed coworker to coworker who hates aforementioned chatterbox] me: You get to work with [chatterbox] tomorrow night! Yay for you!

surly coworker: no. do you know how much she'll want to catch me up on?! all the horsies she's ridden in the span of five months!!?

(except he didn't really say "ridden")

me: she has a new boyfriend now, too.

surly coworker: is his name ED?!

...hahahahahahaha.