(disabled) client (for the 100th time that day): "do this for me, my finger hurts. oh ow it hurts!"
me: "i'll pick it up for you, but you have to take care of it yourself."
client: "you're a meanie."
me: "it's too bad that you think that, but you still need to take care of it."
client: "you say too bad about my finger? well, it's too bad that you're so fat."
it really was a funny moment. which of course left me feeling like a kid that got stoned by the other children at recess, but still.
this is going to be a very interesting job.